Dirk Strider/Dave's Bro

Dave's Bro is an adult human from beta Universe B. He is the guardian of Dave Strider. The alpha counterpart of this character is Dirk Strider.

Appearance
Dave's Bro is a tall, slender man. Under his gray hat, he has pointy light-colored hair. He wears a plain white tee shirt, a belt, black pants, and gray shoes. He also wears black fingerless gloves. His most notable feature is his black pointy sunglasses.

Personality
Dave's Bro is an inscrutable man obsessed with irony. He runs HS 460 (many ironic websites). One of which, HS 460 (Smuppets), is a multi-billion dollar enterprise that supposedly rakes in thousands of dollars a month.

Possessions

 * HS 447 (Futon)
 * Puppet Chest – Supposedly used to store Lil' Cal while Bro is out doing gigs.
 * A vast collection of puppets, including HS 451 (Lil' Cal), lewd plush puppet likenesses of HS 448 (Mr. T and Chuck Norris), and HS 449 (Smuppets).
 * HS 448 (Many issues of Game Bro Magazine) that either belong to him or Dave.
 * HS 450 (Xbox) with HS 455 (two giant speakers) and flat screen TV.
 * HS 452 (A video game) that appears to be a game where you skateboard, perform stunts, and quest for "MAD SNACKS YO" . It's poorly programmed and glitches out easily.
 * HS 455 (Computer)
 * The password to Dave's bro's computer is described by Dave as HS 456 (the most awesome thing it could be). The password is not revealed, but according to HS 457 (the number of dots in the password field on this page), the password is 6 characters long.
 * Dave's Bro's desktop background, just like Dave's, is a reference to And It Don't Stop by Andrew Hussie.
 * Dave's Bro uses the application Complete Bullshit HS 457 (to keep up with updates on various websites).
 * HS 562 (Turntables)
 * HS 562 (Two ninja swords) hung up on the wall of his room.
 * Fridge and Microwave
 * The microwave was HS 1508 (thrown out of the building) by Jade before Dave enters.
 * HS 567 (A ludicrous collection of swords), throwing stars, sai, kama, and other weapons.
 * Fireworks
 * Skateboard
 * HS 587 (Various identical hats in different colors).
 * HS 1070
 * HS 1070 – A client and server copy, stored in envelopes marked "Bro". These copies were given to Dave after their strife on the roof.

Superhuman Physique
Dave's Bro possesses extreme speed, able to move so fast as to be hardly visible. HS 836 (He uses this ability to control his puppets) in a way that makes them look like they're moving on their own. He is also extremely stealthy, able to HS 462 (relocate) HS 564 (Lil' Cal) HS 592 (multiple) HS 599 (times) and steal HS 563 (various) HS 591 (things) from around the apartment, all without Dave noticing.

Dave Strider
While Strider was meant to be a parental guardian for Dave, he is shown to be very poor in this respect. The kitchen in their apartment was HS 567 (littered with weapons and fireworks), and necessary appliances were HS 574 (filled with puppets) HS 595 (and swords), forcing Dave to HS 319 (keep food and drinks in his own closet). Strider was also shown to leave HS 570 (hidden webcams running in the living room) without Dave's knowledge.

Dave underwent harsh training under his Bro, learning to use a sword and fighting him in HS 836 (physical) HS 871 (combat).

Exposition

 * Strider's favorite puppet is Lil' Cal. When not being used, Strider stores Cal in a HS 447 (puppet chest). He occasionally takes Cal out to perform gigs.
 * HS 22. Dave and his Bro both receive copies.

April 13th, 2009

 * John Egbert and Rose Lalonde try to HS 294, but HS 355. He instead tries to find his Bro's copies to use. He instead tries to find his Bro's copies to use. He goes into his Bro's room to look for them. Dave's Bro HS 612.
 * On the roof, Dave and his Bro HS 836. Dave is HS 871. He HS 1070 but is defeated, his sword is breaking in two. HS 1082 (Lil' Cal is also destroyed) in the scuffle. Bro gives Dave his copies of Sburb and flies off on a rocket board.
 * Jade Harley HS 1393 (connects to Dave as his host player) and Dave enters the Medium, bringing along the rest of his apartment, the roof of the apartment building, and his Bro.

In the Medium

 * Bro HS 1668 (leaves the apartment) and defeats an enormous underling.

Trivia

 * Dave's Bro HS 386 as "a white guy".
 * Dave's Bro HS 1404 (makes Jade nervous).