John's Dad

John's Dad is an adult human from beta Universe B. He is the guardian of John Egbert and son of John's Nanna. His profession is not exactly known, but HS 949 (he is a businessman) and works some kind of white-collar job.

Personality
Egbert loves baking and holds a lot of pride in his son, John.

According to John, his father HS 70 (spends a lot of time in his study).

His personality may be rather easygoing, as it is implied that he HS 92 (trades pranks with John) on a regular basis, and HS 206 (he did not seem) HS 208 (to care very much) about his bathtub being forcefully relocated to the hallway during Sburb.

Appearance
Egbert's most notable physical feature is his well-defined nose. He wears a white dress shirt with a black tie, white slacks, and black dress shoes. He also wears a white fedora and is always seen smoking a tobacco pipe.

Interests
Egbert loves to bake desserts, and is often seen doing it. A box of Betty Crocker cake mix is seen laying in the corner of his bedroom.

While not professionally a comedian himself, It can be assumed that Egbert genuinely likes comedy, as he has pictures of comedians Bing Crosby and Harry Anderson HS 948 (hung up in his bedroom).

Possessions

 * HS 29 (Car)
 * Eventually accidentally HS 290 (dropped off a cliff) in LOWAS by Rose using the host interface due to shoddy internet connection.
 * HS 47 (Picture of a man wearing a Groucho mask) John thinks this man is John Cena, but Egbert swears it not to be.
 * HS 48 (Many pictures) HS 49 (and statues) of harlequins.
 * One of these statues is HS 266 (dropped to LOWAS's surface) and picked up by a Salamander who tries to sell it as an artifact that "fell from Skaia".
 * HS 52 (Urn filled with his mother's ashes), as well as a photo of her hanging above the fireplace.
 * His mother's ashes were eventually HS 281 (accidentally knocked over) and prototyped into John's sprite.
 * HS 54 (Many) HS 71 (tobacco) HS 948 (pipes)
 * HS 71 (Piano)
 * Eventually HS 477 (destroyed by Rose) using the host interface to drop it on an imp.
 * HS 72 (At the desk in his study): A deck of cards, another tobacco pipe, April issue of The Serious Jester, and a can of peanuts.
 * John uses the cards to play 52 pickup.
 * HS 73 (Hat rack) with a top hot and a bowler hat hung on it
 * John takes the bowler hat, replacing it with his magic hat. The bowler hat is eventually HS 100 (discarded) on the kitchen floor after John's strife with his dad, and later HS 472 (taken by imps).
 * An imp HS 514 (takes the top hat) and is crushed by Rose. This crumples the hat. Rose puts the hat on John's head, and he later throws the hat down in disgust. It HS 552 (falls off the cliff) to LOWAS's surface and is HS 1428 (taken by a Salamander), who names itself Crumplehat.
 * Umbrella
 * HS 505 (Taken by an imp) who is promptly slain by Rose. Later, HS 656 (another imp uses it to abscond) from John's house.
 * HS 253/64 (Large poster of Cirque du Soleil)
 * HS 71 (Safe) containing: HS 543 (Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery), HS 544 (The Fatherly Gent's Shaving Almanac), and HS 545 (newspaper articles) regarding meteor crashes between 1996 and 2009.
 * HS 547 (The combination to the safe) is 02-49-13.
 * Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text has HS 759 (a note in the first few pages). The note is addressed to John and was written by Jane Egbert. Apparently, HS 1149 (this copy is John's own copy of the book that was sent back in time) for Egbert to collect and put in his safe.
 * This book was eventually HS 843 (weaponized by an ogre).
 * HS 79 (Framed photos of John and himself) hung up in the living room.
 * Flat screen TV
 * HS 98 (PDA) used to communicate with fellow businessmen. HS 159 (Egbert's phone background) is a picture of a tobacco pipe on a plain gray background.
 * HS 104 (Picture of Harry Anderson) (the celebrity)
 * HS 105 (Straight razor) and a comedic amount of HS 487 (shaving cream)
 * HS 946 (Briefcase)
 * HS 948 (In his bedroom): Picture of a tobacco pipe, many black ties, hat rack with two hats, pictures of the celebrities Bing Crosby and Harry Anderson, a rug with a picture of a fedora, many black dress shoes, a dresser with a deck of cards and a framed picture of John on top, clothes iron, bed with featureless gray sheets.

Superior Mangrit
Egbert possesses extreme physical strength. He is capable of HS 950 (prying open cell bars and lifting safes over his head) HS 951 (and throwing them) with seemingly little effort. He is seen to be a capable fighter using HS 997 (pastries, shaving cream), and HS 888 (his bare fists). He's strong enough to take the Hegemonic Brute HS 961 (in hand to hand combat).

John Egbert
Egbert held a lot of pride in his son. It was implied that, before being sent to the Medium, he HS 92 (traded pranks with John) on a regular basis.

HS 12024 (It is suggested by Rose) that Egbert believed that John liked harlequins, which is why he collected so many posters and figurines of them, and why HS 56 (he bought John a giant harlequin doll for his 13th birthday). This is also why Egbert's own bedroom was devoid of harlequins, as he wasn't personally all that interested in them.

Exposition

 * Egbert is born to Jane Egbert and grows to be an adult.
 * In 1996, Jane is killed. The events surrounding her death may involve HS 52 (a tall bookshelf, a ladder, and an unabridge Colonel Sassacre's), but her son doesn't like to talk about it. Jane is cremated and her ashes are kept in an urn above her son's fireplace.
 * On April 13th, 1996, Egbert adopts an infant boy and names him John.
 * HS 545 (Egbert keeps track of newspaper articles) regarding meteor crashes. One dates back to John's birthday.
 * In a chucklevoodoo-induced episode, John scrawls HS 999 (pictures of harlequins) on his bedroom wall and calendar. However, he cannot see them. HS 12024 (It is suggested by Rose) that Egbert saw these drawings and assumed John had an infatuation with clowns, then started collecting clowns himself to try and establish a common interest.

April 13th, 2009

 * In 2009 (13 years later), John plays the game Sburb with his friends. John is pulled into the Medium along with his house and his father.

In the Medium

 * Immediately after entry, Egbert is handcuffed by imps and kidnapped. HS 757 (As he is being escorted, he breaks out of the handcuffs) (as they were HS 8 (trick cuffs) used for magic tricks) and retaliates against the imps.
 * Agents of Derse HS 890 (attempt to imprison Egbert). Jack has to repeatedly order the Hegemonic Brute to bring in HS 950 (bigger) and HS 957 (bigger) safes to keep in front of Egbert's cell, because Egbert keeps simply lifting the objects and throwing them away.
 * Jack eventually tries to step in and take out Egbert himself using a pocket knife. However, when John's Dad HS 1140 (sets Jack's hat on fire and destroys it), Jack repays him by HS 1144 (letting him free).
 * Egbert HS 1668 (returns to the Land of Wind and Shade). He defeats an enormous underling with his bare hands. However, having dirtied his hat and lost one of his shoes, he resorts to carving requests for a hat and shoe into various minitablets and mailing them through Parcel Pyxides.
 * HS 1731 (The Breeze fulfills his request). Before Egbert can put his new hat and shoe on, HS 1732 (he spots Grandpa Harley) in the distance. Seeing that Harley is holding Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text, HS 1735 (Egbert follows him through one of LOWAS's transportalizers).

Trivia

 * HS 253/64 (Cirque du Soleil once filed a restraining order against John's dad), much to John's embarrassment.